Reading American Gods. Makes sense. Fuck of a lot more real than crossing the wall through the careful stylized universe in The Fountainhead, even if they both call honor.
And OMFG, every fricking alter needs a little bit of breakfast?
YOU JUST BE GLAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT, GUYS! Stupid epic breakfasts are freaking hilarious. 47 could have her oatmeal, then I'd be all "screw that!" and go get deep-fried naked sushi, and then Evan could have toast, and then everybody in the world could know if somebody's multiple because they're too freaking fat to move and spend all day long eating breakfast. Somebody should write that story. ...Can I collaborate with you and shashigai to try and write the worst story ever about multiplicity sometime? XD
47: The worst story about multiplicity ever? We'd need to come up with some great traumatic origin. Like, my mother- Jim: -ATE MY DOG! :D 47: *has to walk very fast to go hide in the restroom for a few minutes, as "Why are you laughing?" "The voices in my head are funny XD" probably wouldn't cut it*
Oh crap, I'm hopeless at coming up with funny stuff. We'll have to go hijack one of shashigai's posts and get his help. Um... we need a therapist-savior (hey, we could make him a priest too, for good measure :D ) running a support group full of bizarre specimens of humanity, like... a furry that can't stop chasing his invisible tail?
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Date: 2010-03-29 09:52 pm (UTC)YOU JUST BE GLAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT, GUYS! Stupid epic breakfasts are freaking hilarious. 47 could have her oatmeal, then I'd be all "screw that!" and go get deep-fried naked sushi, and then Evan could have toast, and then everybody in the world could know if somebody's multiple because they're too freaking fat to move and spend all day long eating breakfast. Somebody should write that story. ...Can I collaborate with you and
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Date: 2010-03-29 10:06 pm (UTC)47: The worst story about multiplicity ever? We'd need to come up with some great traumatic origin. Like, my mother-
Jim: -ATE MY DOG! :D
47: *has to walk very fast to go hide in the restroom for a few minutes, as "Why are you laughing?" "The voices in my head are funny XD" probably wouldn't cut it*
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Date: 2010-03-29 10:45 pm (UTC)Oh crap, I'm hopeless at coming up with funny stuff. We'll have to go hijack one of
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Date: 2010-03-29 11:01 pm (UTC)And, done. I just hijacked Wolf's newest post.
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Date: 2010-03-29 11:14 pm (UTC)